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360 to 500

"Hey dad, I ripped another pair! Yeah, it was my sweatpants this time. I honestly expected more stretch from these suckers, especially with how the store owner hyped them up... Well, looks like we'll be back again this week. That owner has certainly found himself a repeat customer - at least until I outgrow their offered sizes."

"I've officially bought my last shirt from Abercrombie. You want to know what size the clerk recommended today? 2XL. Do I look like a fucking 2XL to you? I mean, sure. I'm certainly no medium anymore. A large might hug my sides. But do you really think I can't fit this frame into an XL? A guy packs on a few and suddenly he's 'extra large' by clothing standards... I just hope our next brand holds a little more respect for customers with meat on their bones."

love how chunky my thighs and calves are lookin these days 🍖

Summer look

When your husband is huge and lovable and sexy

I hope all this soda doesn’t stretch my stomach 🤓

I gotta stop putting my shirts in the dryer, stupid shrinkage.

What do you mean I don’t fit? There’s loads of space 🤪🤪😈

But seriously though, I’m just not even sure what to say anymore…