Some Stuff

What’s everyone’s fav new Pokémon?

bakery dog

Slightly alive leaf blower

sour patch kid ft. mjolnir

Samurai Jack & that bitch with the bob

edward knives-for-hands

gay duck

I cannot express how strongly I absolutely love language and writing and communication but if anyone asks why I will be showing them this post from now on

this is great, but I got to “no no No No NO NO NO NO” and immediately started singing “mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go”

no no no nO (no no no)= “No,” she said, sticking to the status quo

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

bold of you to call him god

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

I love this post.

Can confirm. Here in Japan, churches are full of Asian Jesus’.

There’s a joke here about the Swoly Spirit but I don’t feel like being struck by lightn

gonna insert my professional black opinion here and say none of you have stepped foot inside of a black baptist church were white jesus is hanging up on the wall and it shows. you all broke your necks to give these examples and did not think of the nuances of this statement coming from a black american woman. the context behind this statement has to do with the imagery of a white savior (who we know isn’t white) in religious spaces where black people congregate. this imagery was used during slavery. our blackness was equated to ‘darkness’ and ‘evil’ and the only way for us to be ‘absolved’ of our inherently ‘evil’ nature was by stripping us of our ancestral practices and forcing us to repent to and obey a great white savior. the image of jesus and angels as white didn’t go away after slavery “ended” in 1865 either. its still veeeery prevalent and a direct product of slavery in america.

Reblogging for 👆🏾that comment.

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit