Aging Trash

fascinating boy

RYAN KATTNER as SALAMANDER

Anne Rice about her BDSM books

- chronically stressed sheriff haunted by the weight of his responsibility, his dead wife and his dead (priest) boy bestie, telling everyone to not blame themselves for the shit they couldn't prevent yet carrying amounts of guilt only equitable to the weight Atlas carries on his shoulders

- his deputy who didn't have a single good thing happen to him for the entire duration of the show, hanging on by a thread yet somehow still managing to not kill people around him

- a third year medical student who does everything from routine visits to advanced surgery

- a leader of a community house who will start breaking floors with axes and say that overall she manages well to keep it together

- a guy who somehow managed to be the conspiracy theorist in the middle of a supernatural horror mystery (who wouldn't) (he got better)

- his wife who is receiving visions of dead children and digging holes in the basement

- their daughter who, on upon her arrival into Murder Town, said that this family was a fucking nightmare and she will live with the hippies in the commune

- their son who is coping surprisingly well, considering all the murder

- a guy with all the lore but you can only get it if you navigate his dialogue tree perfectly and complete a quest

- a guy who would have gotten them all out by this point were he less of an asshole to everyone who moves

But imagine you're a vampire and you have this absurd desire to be near a man, to touch him, kiss him. For 52 years. But you don't act on it, because more than anything, you want him to want you to do those things to him.

But the dangerous game you played made him hate you. And made you love him.

So now, you're stuck in an impossible situation where you don't just want him to desire you. Nope. Now you need him to love you back and you know it will never happen.

But one day, he surprises you. He tells you he loves you. And you ask 'Are you certain?' because you're a 500 yo vampire who never felt a love this strong and you're terrified. And he laugh in your face. It's a stupid question.