I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

Torterra.....

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

If no one in the fandom got me my very loyal mutual who has no idea what I'm talking about does!!!

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

i like tumblr because occasionally i’ll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*