I Don’t Know

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

i think for pride month some trans person should get a little ambitious and change their pronouns to you/your... just to stir the pot

#ie: Hey have you seen Socks anywhere?#oh yea we were getting low on milk so i asked you to grab some on your way hom#oh! that was nice of you!#shitposting An example from @nattousan's tags, and a worthy contender for my favorites alongside "This/That" and "Oh, whatever you use!"

Little freaks

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

putting in a hard day's work at the not actually getting anything done factory

it's always some sort of day of the week