You’re My Home.

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

I love lesbians with a weird gender

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

the thing about living with mental illness for decades is that occasionally your brain will be like hey you're useless and should kill yourself and your only real reaction is cmon man right now im in the middle of something

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

boob window revealing hairy chest