such selfish prayers

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend