I have no title for this thing. :|

Hello Tumblr, do you like Stardew Valley? How about Miraculous Ladybug? Have you ever wanted to make friends with or even romance your favorite ML characters, all while playing one of the best farming simulator games on the market? 

Well, do I have good news for you! After months of working, tweaking, and beta testing, @piearsonist and I are ready to release a public version of the Miraculous Valley Mod! 

What this mod does is replace the inhabitants of Pelican Town with Miraculous Ladybug characters, implementing new custom sprites, portraits, and completely over-hauled dialogue options to offer a brand new Stardew Valley experience. Now you can build a robot with Max, brainstorm novel ideas with Alya, attend Nino’s first big concert, and so much more!

Romance your fictional crush, or even make your otp a reality!

Raise beautiful children with our custom baby and toddler replacements for each romancable ML character!

We’ve also included a Plagg cat replacement and Tikki parrot replacement!

…Did I mention you can also watch Gabriel get punched into space?

Download it for free here!

(Requires a valid copy of Stardew Valley, available on Steam.)

(More info below.)

bullysquadess:  …Did I mention you can also watch Gabriel get punched into space?

Cooking is terrible, and food is often a massive pain in the ass. Eating is sometimes ok, sometimes a giant drag, and somehow still a thing that you have to do multiple times a day, which seems enormously unfair. This book isn’t going to teach you how to cook, or turn you into the kind of person who hosts effortless dinner parties, or make you more attractive and popular and interesting. At best, it’s going to make it slightly more likely that you manage to eat something in the ten minutes between walking in the door and falling into the sweet embrace of the internet. I’m not joking—a lot of this can be done, start to finish, in ten to fifteen minutes. I resent thirty-minute meals because it feels like about twenty-eight minutes too long to spend on feeding myself. If you’re excited to get home from work and spend an hour cooking dinner, this isn’t the book for you. If you really value authenticity, this isn’t the book for you. If you literally only eat three foods and you’re happy like that, this isn’t the book for you. If you, like me, are tired and depressed and just need to get some food into your face once in a while, this is definitely the book for you. You should buy it. Maybe it’ll help.

anyhow, you can buy it for $5 on amazon (for kindle files) and gumroad (for a pdf and epub), and any money earned goes towards things like paying my rent and buying groceries.

I wanted to make a “sora being gay” vid but this twink is SO GAY I had to split it into 3 videos so I present: sora being gay part 1: “where’s riku?”

Sora being gay part 2: “is riku okay?”

sora being gay part 3: “ur valid, bitch”

Me: *smashes enemy to death using crossguard as a club*

If nothing else, he can teach her the ways of killer winged eyeliner.

(also also i’mma just leave this here:)

Riku: FFS, it’s been an hour!!

Sora: Yeah, we finished our makeup like, ten minutes ago.

Riku:

Sora:

Riku:

Because sometimes what you need most is baby hippos, lots of baby hippos.

Head over to Bored Panda for even more squee-worthy hippo babies.

tomotomotomomo, Ken Bohn, ruger78, imgur, John Wilhelm, Ken Bohn, Steve Bloom Images, kozanetMelik, /r/aww, ED OUDENAARDEN.