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out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft
This isn't a joke it literally told me to do that
Same route but driving
This is what American urban planning looks like
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I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
He didnât luck out, he worked hard for that rep
he really didnât though
he was just kind of a garden-variety creep, but the rumor mill did all the work for him and now heâs a banger disco song
to be fair, neither could Rasputin. Alexei very much continued to have haemophilia.
isnât the current theory that he seemed to heal faster and have more spoons when Rasputin was around because Rasputin wouldnât let the doctors give him aspirin, a blood thinner?
Ra Ra Rasputin Russiaâs wellness scamming fiend
Fun fact: the conspirator whoâd been made responsible for preparing the poison for Rasputin, Stanislaus de Lazovert, was a medical intern whoâd studied under the exact same doctor who kept trying to treat Tsarevich Alexeiâs hemophilia with aspirin.
Like, I feel like this should be taken into account when evaluating reports of Rasputinâs miraculous immunity to poison.
Did the guy who shot him also study under that doctor?
No, Felix Yusupov was just a useless nerd who thought he knew how murder worked because heâd read a book.
Based on the available historical evidence, the most likely sequence of events is as follows:
The conspirators attempt to kill Rasputin with poison-laced cakes, but fail; itâs unknown whether this is because de Lazovert fucked up the poison, because Rasputin â who had a well-known dislike of sweets â didnât go in on the cakes as heavily as they expected, or just because a poisoned cake is a really stupid idea. Â
Seeing that the poison has failed, Yusupov gets Rasputin alone for a moment and shoots him once in the chest, causing him to fall senseless to the floor. Because heâs a useless nerd who thinks he knows how murder works because he read a book, Yusupov is unaware that a single handgun shot is very unlikely to be immediately fatal, and neglects to finish Rasputin off, instead leaving the room to confer with his fellow conspirators. Â
When the conspirators return to retrieve Rasputinâs body, he recovers from the shock of the initial gunshot and attacks them. Following some general panic, a third conspirator, Vladimir Purishkevich, opens up guns blazing; Purishkevich manages to miss several times in spite of being at point-blank range, but eventually strikes Rasputin in the head, killing him instantly. Â
The conspirators beat the shit out of Rasputinâs body just to be sure, then proceed to make a complete clownshow out of disposing of the corpse; the remainder of Rasputinâs injuries are sustained postmortem.
Pretty much everything else about Rasputinâs miraculous invincibility is invented whole cloth, much of it by Yusupov himself in order to build himself up in his own published memoirs.
(As icing on the incompetently poisoned cake, elements of Yusupovâs memoirs were later incorporated into the 1932 film Rasputin and the Empress, which led to Yusupov suing MGM Studios for libel because the film strongly implies that Rasputin was fucking Yusupovâs wife. The precedent set by that lawsuit is the reason those âsimilarities to any real person living or dead are coincidentalâ disclaimers exist.)
That last fact took me off at the knees.
wihs i could just do this all day
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to âshittycarmodsâ called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
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Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted
Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation
Omg đ I'd die for him
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i will manifest abundance to your life đ
all you have to do is reblog this post (so i know for sure you want this, not messing with peopleâs will)
and i will make manifest the intentions, make sure to leave an initial when you reblog
iâve been using the law of attraction for quite a bit now and i trust that this can work:D donât expect fast results.
make sure youâre aligned with this desire 𼰠and release doubt and fear i gotchu:)
J.R. đâ¤â¤
apparently vicâs vapor rub goes exitinct ? iâve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..
expired .
We just knew.
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
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what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying âI actually donât hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and thatâs my entire thingâ that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth
Iâll be perfectly honest, Iâve spent the better part of a decade wishing I werenât fucking alive and beating depression off with a cavemanâs wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say âI donât want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I amâ and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, Iâm gonna take the club I killed my depression with and Iâm gonna start beating you with it
Basically,
me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can
i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck
COOLIN
Marilyn ainât got shit on this man
Italians with a cold be like babba bia :/
when youâre designing while inspired
when youâre designing and youâre not inspired
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âmagic potâ
Not even for a second was I expecting any other ending to this video.
