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The term “situationship” is KILLING romance!

Why take something beautiful and fascinating like an undefined impractical romance and describe it with some vape-esque word like situationship. A spiritually heterosexual word. You’re supposed to write genre defining poetry about this kind of madness, and yet “situationship” is the term we’re choosing to use these days. OKAY.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.

Went into "Carmilla" knowing that the internet says that the titular vampire is a lesbian and figured that was just the internet being it's horney self, but, boy, were they spot on! Only four chapters in and it is nigh impossible to not see it.