Just For Me

Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats)

— Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

And because Eggsy is a cheeky little shit, he goes through the second half of the test, the obstacle course, backwards. And still finishes first.

I wish I could tell you how lonely I am. How cold and harsh it is here. Everywhere there is conflict and unkindness. I think God has forsaken this place. I believe I have seen hell and it’s white, it’s snow-white.

North & South and Pride & Prejudice Crossover AU (requested by nuit-parisienne)

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Pear Crisp

Long before the Maleficent movie, Disney released a hilarious book called My Side of the Story where Maleficent and Aurora both told their respective sides of the story with some great illustrations. Maleficent claims of course she was only looking out for Aurora and Phillip’s best interests, despite those pesky fairies. And poor Phillip is constantly described by both sides as always being a total mess and “smelling like a horse.” (Also Aurora says he has dimples so deep you could ”plant corn in them” and “deep enough to mine for gold.”)

I DUNNO WHAT KIND OF VOODOO I PULLED IN THE KITCHEN BUT SLAP MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME BETSY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DOUGHNUTS HALLELUJAH IN THE HIGHEST.

Where’s your head at? Greg Dunn

Private collection

Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.

Showin off them pantaloons. Photo from my collection, no date/info.