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Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats)

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“The way I feel about him is like a heartbeat – soft and persistent, underlying everything.”
— Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
Headcanon that one of the recruitment tests was to successfully carjack a Kingsman issued vehicle.
Charlie and the others can snicker and glance condescendingly at Eggsy all they want but when Eggsy successfully completes his task cleanly under two minutes and revs his vehicle up in their direction, flipping them off, the looks on their faces are priceless.
How did Eggsy do this? “Some basic coding shit, a paperclip, and what the fuck did you expect, Merlin? This car is flashy and screams old money. You think I haven’t done something like this before? Even my mates can do this too. We also watched every fast and furious film. We know our car shit.”
“Eggsy, that security system was of my design and should have taken at least ten minutes to bypass, even for the most capable hacker.”
“Get fuckin wrecked, Merlin.”
And because Eggsy is a cheeky little shit, he goes through the second half of the test, the obstacle course, backwards. And still finishes first.
I wish I could tell you how lonely I am. How cold and harsh it is here. Everywhere there is conflict and unkindness. I think God has forsaken this place. I believe I have seen hell and it’s white, it’s snow-white.

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north-and- prejudice:
North & South and Pride & Prejudice Crossover AU (requested by nuit-parisienne)
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
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Long before the Maleficent movie, Disney released a hilarious book called My Side of the Story where Maleficent and Aurora both told their respective sides of the story with some great illustrations. Maleficent claims of course she was only looking out for Aurora and Phillip’s best interests, despite those pesky fairies. And poor Phillip is constantly described by both sides as always being a total mess and “smelling like a horse.” (Also Aurora says he has dimples so deep you could ”plant corn in them” and “deep enough to mine for gold.”)
Okay so I made these without the cinnamon and nutmeg and lemme just tell you:
THESE MUFFINS TASTE EXACTLY LIKE DOUGHNUTS.
I DUNNO WHAT KIND OF VOODOO I PULLED IN THE KITCHEN BUT SLAP MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME BETSY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DOUGHNUTS HALLELUJAH IN THE HIGHEST.
i made these today! they’re DELIGHTFUL! (i made them with the cinnamon and nutmeg, but now i’m planning on trying them without and maybe filling the middle with some kind of jelly???? we shall see.)
Where’s your head at? Greg Dunn
Millard Owen Sheets (American, 1907-1989)
The Night Herd, n.d.
Watercolor, charcoal and ink on paperboard
22 x 30 in. (55.9 x 76.2 cm.)
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Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.

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Showin off them pantaloons. Photo from my collection, no date/info.