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this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

concept art:

What makes me so mad is that snow queen is such a lovely tale and there was an evil mirror that shattered and froze the queen’s heart. So the first thing the newly evil queen does is PLUNGE THE KINGDOM INTO ETERNAL WINTER.

Let’s not forget Gerda’s journey takes her along a long road that includes meetings with multiple women, many of them old, most of whom are not evil witches but wise women who aid her in her quest. She’s also at one point held captive by a bandit princess who swaps clothes with her and insists on sleeping in the same bed and routinely threatens her with a knife, but she eventually lets Gerda go with a magic talking reindeer she was also holding captive. The bandit princess cries because goddamn Gerda you’re so NICE and PRETTY and BRAVE and you clearly care about this stupid guy I GUESS and I can’t bear it just GO ok just GO and also you better fucking take care of her reindeer or I will CUT YOU.

hey good news about the adaption:

Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

umbrella academy: *has a scene where a 50 y/o hitman in a 13 y/o body is getting chased around a mall and shot at by two assassins in weird masks, whilst he’s carrying around the mannequin he’s in love with, “don’t stop” by queen is playing the entire time*