for kicks and giggles

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

I like watching birds but I don’t know what any of them are. I just like looking. Their name is not my business.

What kind of bird out there? Small guy with a yellow hat. I don’t know him well enough to be on a first name basis.

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

Repeatedly stubbing my toe while reading elantris to get the full experience

Clearly comic strip artists have a shared trauma of overdue library books

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song