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When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

lohen shakes you up. he rattles you all around. flusters you (his favorite hobby, it seems). makes your heart pound. ever since you joined the 5th company, you quickly discovered there isn't anyone quite like lohen.

to be honest, you didn't know how this happened. your day starts innocently enough, just doing your normal duties. however, it ends with you playing a game of "are you nervous" with lohen.

practically naked. in only your panties. your very steadily soaking panties.

he teased you into it. "unless you are scared. that's okay if you are scared. it's okay to admit it," complete with obnoxious bubble gum popping, and an even more obnoxious look on his face.

you just had to save face. and stand your ground firm.

you were determined not to let lohen fluster you. not this time.

too bad you told yourself that when you were already practically naked, trying not to tremble from the mere brush of his fingers on your skin.

lohen's fingers brush underneath your collarbone, and your breath hitches softly in your throat. his eyes dance with amusement. "are you nervous?" he asks in delight.

you look at him, and grit your teeth for a moment. "no, i'm not," you reply stubbornly. but it couldn't be further from the truth. inside you are a mess. your heart is practically shaking. it's taking everything you have not to show him how good his touches felt.

how flustered he is making you.

"oh yeah? are you sure?" his eyes are trained on you, his hand sliding casually down to your chest. your heart quickens, and you swallow, barely audible. "what about now?" his hand slides over the swell of your breast, his fingertips brushing against your nipple, "are you nervous?"

the pads of his fingers grazing your sensitive nipple reminds you just how wet you are. your cheeks heat as you force yourself not to look away from him. "n-no, i'm not," you stammer stubbornly, trying to ignore the pleasure settling in your nipple.

you want so badly to move your chest into his hand. but lohen would win if you did that. and you just couldn't have that. not today!

lohen hums to himself for a few moments, his finger idly circling your nipple. it hardens from the stimulation, sending prickles of pleasure straight down to your cunt.

"what about now?" his eyes glimmer with amusement, the tip of his finger leaving your nipple to travel down your stomach, leaving goosebumps in its wake. "are you nervous? it's okay to admit it. i won't judge. besides," his finger slides lower, stopping just above your panties, "my bunny looks so cute blushing."

"oh my god, shut up," you say shyly, bringing your hands up to cover your face, "i am not nervous. just fucking continue the game, lohen," you bite back at him, furious with yourself that he goaded a reaction out of you, "you are so annoying."

"oh wow, my bunny really is flustered," lohen laughs, teasing his fingers at the edge of your panties, "the way you said i was annoying, you should've heard yourself," secretly training his bunny to get used to his touches is quite fun for him.

he can see the want for his touch gripping your body despite your stubborn blustering. you are captivating to him. you know you are in over your head, and yet you still keep trying to win.

he just didn't stop either.

"feel free to hit me," his fingers move down your panties, finding your puffy clit outside your panties, "knee me in the gut," he traces the outline of your clit, and it takes everything you have not to moan, and spread your legs for him, "i'll even set up the perfect shot for you."

"oh you would like that too much," you hiss, incredibly aware of his fingers on your clit. he rubs the fabric of your panties against it, making your thighs quiver.

lohen laughs again, applying the slightest bit more pressure. your clit throbs, and you struggle to stifle a whine. "are you nervous? i can feel how wet you are. it's cute watching you struggle not to open your legs for me."

"go to he--" your words are cut as lohen's fingers suddenly dip into your panties. pleasure shocks through you as he finds your bare clit.

"well, bunny? are you nervous now?" he asks gleefully, slowly rubbing your clit. a soft moan betrays you. your clit throbs as your body melts. your walls are spasming around nothing, a haze starting to cloud your mind. "just admit it. not only are you nervous," his delighted smirk widens, "you are enjoying this to."

"yes, okay! is that what you wanted to hear?!" you cry out, not being able to bear it anymore, "it feels good," your legs fall open, and the moans you have been trying so hard to hold back come out, "it feels so so good."

your hips rock up to grind your cunt on his fingers. "you sound so shameless, bunny," he cackles, teasingly, dragging his fingers down to your quivering hole, "you still need more training," you let out a loud moan as he pushes two fingers inside of you, "we will get there, though. we will."

your pussy drools on his fingers as he stretches you apart. your body jolts as he hooks his fingers, tearing a whine from your throat. "question is now," lohen muses, withdrawing his fingers before pushing back in, hooking right into your sweet spot, "do i keep you on the edge. or do i push you off."

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