Oh Boy, Here I Go Killing Again

HOLY FUCK

What if it was never an iceberg. Maybe that spot just does that

like to charge, reblog to cast

Do you ever feel absent but like from your own life????? Like it feels like every day is here, and you’re fucking missing it.

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

feeling like the health inspector