Parchment's Scroll @bat-in-the-machine - Tumblr Blog

Liberalism in a nut shell “we can still mass deport immigrants as long as we give them due process “

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

falsedetective

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

falsedetective

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

digital-morganism-deactivated20

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

bat-in-the-machine

"We know of an ancient radiation that haunts dismembered constellations - a faintly glimmering radio station. While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather, the flies and spiders get along together. Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record."

#cake #frank sinatra

orteil42

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

idabbleincrazy

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

avoiding-claws

demilypyro

roxie post I wonder how many of our memory issues were just alter stuff? like we're super forgetful but what if it's just because we don't share all our memories? it would explain a lot! I dunno. I dunno I was thinking about it

bat-in-the-machine

SO MANY ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE because she insisted I had watched movies with her that I had never seen, because Charlie didn't fucking share memories.

thefiresontheheight

This is a serious scientific question and not a joke, I promise, it's super serious, mmkay? Link on estrogen, her ass bouncing around, right? Keep that in mind. Like from Legend of Zelda, the game series with all those racist caricatures, alright? What if she had been on estrogen. And her ass was fat. Cool, we're on the same page now.

I'll reblog this and I'm a cis woman.

I'll reblog this and I'm a trans woman.

I'll reblog this and I'm neither of those.

Sable wtf are you talking about I'm not reblogging this.

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

dietspam16

Absolutely going to model an event in one of my stories on the first day of the Stonewall rebellion, when cops (and embedded reporters) were outflanked by the Queer folk who knew the neighborhood better and could slip behind the cops because they knew which alleys connected where and which were dead ends. By the time it was over, the cops had been pushed back into the Stonewall Inn and were basically under siege until the Queers went home.

were--ralph

WHEN MY WEREWOLF BOYFRIEND CATCHES WHOEVER ON ST*FF IS TARGETING ME

zwoelffarben

your WHAT

were--ralph

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

your fucking WHAT??

My

But like genuinely. "humans have an innate need for spirituality" should be pretty transparently a reactionary opinion. It's simply not true and equates something that some people get benefit from with it being a fundamental aspect of being human (and one that is missing it most people today). You gonna start arguing "children *need* fathers or they grow up broken" next?

bat-in-the-machine

The more accurate statement is that humans have a tendency to anthropomorphize and that this often lends itself to spirituality. It's not a need but it is a thing that frequently happens.

girlballs

Hey check this out *bites you directly on the penis (transgender)*

bat-in-the-machine

This needs an edit. Debating whether to give this smurf top surgery scars or replace with an edited smurfette

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

anexperimentallife

caxycreations

This isn't very hard when you know some of the most genius strategies in human history were incredibly stupid, circumstantial events that led to victory by sheer luck of that strategy working.

Case in point: Tsun Zu's rival defended a city with 10 men against Tsun's army of hundreds by disarming his own soldiers, dressing them in plain clothes, INVITING Tsun's army to come in, and it only worked because Tsun knew the guy was an ambush master and thought "if we attack the city he's inviting us into, we will die." and left without even trying ON THE BASIS OF HIS RIVAL'S REPUTATION AND NOTHING MORE

Another example: Tsun Zu, on being told his soliders were out of arrows during a battle against a city across a river from them, had his men craft scarecrows, put them on a boat, send it out on a line, leave it there for half an hour, then pull it back in and used the arrows the enemy had fired at the boat to restock their own ammunition. It only worked because it was foggy and the enemy couldn't tell the difference between the scarecrows and actual soldiers.

Stupid things like that work INCREDIBLY WELL if the circumstances favor them, so you really don't need to come up with some multi-layered, Shikamaru-esque strategy. You just need to come up with a strategy you like for the characters involved, then write the circumstances (weather, environment, individuals involved) to favor it enough that it works.

ariaste

Even better cheatsheet: Study history, steal liberally. Those genius plays listed above? Free for the taking, and I guarantee 99% of your audience will have never heard of them.

True genius is simply in knowing how the guy before you did it.

punkitt-is-here

i present to you: a doodle about dating a polyamorous girl and meeting her other girlfriends

bat-in-the-machine

The Queerest version of indirect kissing.

There's a level in Kya: Dark Lineage for the PS2 where if you die, instead of the regular game over, you get to see Kya get turned into a Wolfen and it deeply upsets me that you cannot play as Kya the Wolfen because I have FEELINGS about Kya the Wolfen.

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT ISN'T HOT BECAUSE I WON'T LISTEN

#kya dark lineage #wolfen #werewolf transformation #be the hotness you want to see in the world #Youtube

tony-hawks-prole-skater-2

xxrie

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

You know that thing where you need a thing to exist but it doesn't so it becomes your responsibility to make it?

I hate that thing because I can't write right now and I really really need Zombie Land Saga KPDH crossover fic.

mamoru

my rhythm game is being played at summer games done quick 2026 today!

donate to doctors without borders to make UNBEATABLE harder!

Check out the schedule for Summer Games Done Quick 2026!

Watch the stream with your best speedrun dinosaurs.

Donate here during Summer Games Done Quick 2026!Your donations are supporting Doctors Without Borders.

hit that add incentive button and select UNBEATABLE - Arcade Mode Showcase: Double Time Showcase!

also check out this shirt. you cannot pick an incentive with shirts but the money still saves lives.

SGDQ 2026 is here! Shop the official collection at The Yetee, available July 5–12th, 2026. We are proud to present this official Unbeatable

thank you for supporting international medical care! every dollar improves and saves lives!

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Parchment's Scroll