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good for her for getting the fuck out, i hope she gets/got full custody of their kids.

Note that according to him, J6 wasn't a bridge too far. People shunning her because of J6 was. So, good for her, but she has further getting out to do.

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were--ralph

TIME TO CANCEL NITROS IF YOU ALREADY HAVENT

bat-in-the-machine

I mean, "Next Month" was four months ago, I'm seeing a lot of people just now reacting to this.

No fault to you, just... people (myself included) absolutely failed to raise enough of a fuss back in February when this article came out.

deecotan

bruce being pretty in fae standards iktr

"Excuse me, the labels says specifically not to operate heavy equipment. THIS is a scalpel. It's totally FINE."

#I haven't watched the show really #but #I heard this in Hugh Laurie's “House” voice while writing it.

pixeljade

the bots sending me rape threats and suicide suggestions are back. im still getting terfs sending me hate anons and spreading my posts mocking me. basically every single post i make about transfeminism gets me transandrobros who havent ever read a book on intersectionality talking down to me (at best, at worst they are telling me to kms). the government wants me dead, and i cant get a job to save my life. plus the surgery i want more than anything in this world is gatekept behind weight loss which i cant acheive. whats even the point

bat-in-the-machine

At this point, I feel like my best motivation is spite.

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natalieironside

Giving your cats goofy-ass names is great because it means getting to despondently inform your family that “Hatsune Miku pissed in the laundry again”

killwizard

This is why I’m torn between “Chairman Meow” and just “Chairman Mao” for best cat name Cause on the one hand a pun is always a fun time but on the other hand potential for “Aw hell, Chairman Mao threw up on the carpet again.” is pretty fuckin hard to beat

natalieironside

he had a wild and crazy Spring Break after a long March

bat-in-the-machine

sexualencountersatwalmart

Stephen King released a novel last year with just a straight up uncomplicated uncritical rendition of the plural tranny psycho killer antagonist and in the afterword was like "i wanted to do something like Psycho :)"

these things have not been reckoned with

luxio

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

orchardsimian

Tag urself im fairy and/or fairy/electric

#fairy/fighting #which makes me Iron Valiant #literally the only fairy/fighting

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

beansfrombeans

#slay the princess #the black parade

danshive

Don't mind me, just killing my darlings.

😱

No no, it's a term that refers to editing out things you like or worked hard on because, ultimately, they don't contribute well, if at all, to the story.

😗

Did you think it referred to killing off characters just to meet some sort of writing quota?

🫠

#so many people actually think that's what “kill your darlings” means tho #not “consider axing a scene you like but that doesn't fit”#but #“kill off characters you're attached to”

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Sometimes I'll have a dream where it's hot as fuck and suddenly there's a comfortable breeze and the dream goes on for a little bit and then I realize I'm topless and should be covering my tits and I have a moment of anxiety and then I just kind of slip into a different dream, like, my brain is like "oh shit you have tits you're not allowed to relax" and then it's like "nevermind false alarm"

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

melgillman

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence

rayj4ck

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

astronomical-bagel

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

astronomical-bagel

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

astronomical-bagel

lighthouse-wizard

"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected

from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there

bat-in-the-machine

"Don't you get it? You're MY minion."

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patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

bat-in-the-machine

Y'all still Snapchat? I figured it died

hemipenal-system

“creature turns human to fuck” is coward shit. do a creature that looked human to exist in society but reverts to their real form to fuck you

therealamityblight

#🙂‍↕️#veesha #toh masha #vee noceda

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