Parchment's Scroll

The itch sale has concluded but SLARPG is still 50% off on Steam for a few more days!!

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Honestly, someone looking at the state of third spaces today and going "you know what? We should bring back roller disco" is kind of a cool idea.

actually technology should be making teleporters and ways to kiss people online instead of new ways to gamble and bots which turn stolen content into lies, and i stand by this

good for her for getting the fuck out, i hope she gets/got full custody of their kids.

Note that according to him, J6 wasn't a bridge too far. People shunning her because of J6 was. So, good for her, but she has further getting out to do.

the bots sending me rape threats and suicide suggestions are back. im still getting terfs sending me hate anons and spreading my posts mocking me. basically every single post i make about transfeminism gets me transandrobros who havent ever read a book on intersectionality talking down to me (at best, at worst they are telling me to kms). the government wants me dead, and i cant get a job to save my life. plus the surgery i want more than anything in this world is gatekept behind weight loss which i cant acheive. whats even the point

At this point, I feel like my best motivation is spite.

Giving your cats goofy-ass names is great because it means getting to despondently inform your family that “Hatsune Miku pissed in the laundry again”

This is why I’m torn between “Chairman Meow” and just “Chairman Mao” for best cat name Cause on the one hand a pun is always a fun time but on the other hand potential for “Aw hell, Chairman Mao threw up on the carpet again.” is pretty fuckin hard to beat

he had a wild and crazy Spring Break after a long March

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

good morning to the beaten and the damned only