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nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

ok now can they fix "all time" search to actually show the top posts of ALL TIME in a tag? because ive been here long enough that i remember when it used to actually Do That

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

It's a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!

filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”

we've all become the erotica writing secretary from 10 Things i Hate About You.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[id: reblog from swinging-stars-from-satellites with tag “#me when the sun is in my eyes while i'm driving”. end id]