Ripley’s Believe It Or Kill Yourself

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

#but they still farm tumblr for content

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

everyone say thank you ancient south american agricultural heroes for potato

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for maize

everyone say thank you to ancient central american agricultural heroes for chili peppers

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie