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Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

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when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged
#stuck
My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake
my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere
How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

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Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"
PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced
You are so late to the party.
Oh my god, these are amazing. Where on earth do they come from?
Samurai Pizza Cats is the English dub of Cat Party Ninja Legend. Both are about cybernetically enhanced cat people that work at a pizza parlour with a giant cannon on the roof. The English dub was done on such a tight budget they couldn't afford a tranlastion and had their writers watch the episodes and do their best. Both are wonderful and worth watching in their own right... Though they are very 1990.
https://www.discotekmedia.com/samurai_pizza_cats.htm discotek did their best to save it, but the murder of rightstuff by the coward crunchyroll have made finding something good annoying. So watch the bootlegs on YouTube or Nyaa.
Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"
PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced
deriding things as performative is anti third space
im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!
what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.
I cannot think of the last time I cared about what someone was doing in public if it wasn't some kind of extremely disruptive nightmare (like 5 screaming feral children running through a store or an adult berating a service worker)
Do people actually care about shit like "person is knitting at a cafe"? This isn't a joke? People in their 20s are making up shit to waste their energy on I swear to god.

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my love cannot be replaced and you'll search for me in every person
my love cannot be
replaced and you’ll search for me
in every person
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Your teens are for depression, your twenties are for transitioning, and your thirties are for killing
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

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skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There
hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,
having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.