Last limp for Hyrule

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Long man has preferences

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

this post has rendered my activity feed unusable on so many occasions but I can’t bring myself to delete it. Noodles…

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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This is how cartoon characters look at you after you hit their head with a mallet

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day