crushed under the weight of capitalism

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

fully sober in the club googling vampires

one paw in the pussy of contradiction, the other stimulating the clitoris of class struggle.

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

gnome greening out on a pea

It's all so terribly unchic.

I'm not a good person (remembers morality isn't binary and neither am I) I'm barely a person at all (remembers I shouldn't be self negative) but someday I'll be perfect (remembers that I'm human and I make mistakes) and I'll make up for it all

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo