labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

every time they try to rename hot girl summer i get so annoyed, you can decide what your hot girl summer is without acting like demure crafty deer perv summer is somehow revolutionary new concept

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

i love being a lesbian like wait im a lesbian and im better than everybody

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i love you consistent meals i love you steady blood sugar i love you little snacks i love you non-diet foods i love you full-fat yogurt i love you sugary drinks i love you intuitive eating i love you full stomach i love you breaking free from diet culture i love you body that just wants to keep me alive