​je t’aime ★ je t’aime

i just got my cutie mark and yup it’s a shambling corpse

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

Hey, who is this about????

Video Game Jeff, the only white male game reviewer that exists

people often say they are doing Deep Dives. when in reality they are doing Shallow Shambles

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

[image: tweet by overlyxclusive: "when people love you they find joy in making life easier for you"]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

(makes a milk noise)

As a barista....I approve

As a blogger….I approve

Uhh ..white person here...I'm LISTENING!

Calling that whole entire fucking Jamón Ibérico leg that goes for, according to the Costco website, $650 just "Costco ham" is the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. They teach entire classes just on how to cut and serve one of these things correctly. It's some of the most expensive, top tier cured meat in the entire goddamn world, and if this is from Costco then it's also black label jamón ibérico de bellota which is the highest grade version. It can only be made in Spain or Portugal out of specific breed of pig(and for black label it has to be 100% purebreed, too) that is raised free-range and, during the last part of it's life, fed a diet exclusively of acorns. This is like calling a good cut of wagyu beef you got at the supermarket "Safeway steak" like. You're not WRONG but also HUH?????

so what you're saying is that the cat was completely justified

I truly adore fanfics where Hannibal is Will’s sugar daddy, but I know for a fact that man doesn’t give a fuck about designer brand clothes. I’m gonna still eat them all up, but realistically Will would get another dog