The Fat And The Furious

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward 

this is literally profound to me like it blasted my hairline back.

*Stoat Staturday

I'm not a fag or a dyke. I'm some secret other 3rd thing. A worse thing. A F*ke.

Wake up hoes new slur just dropped.

For when you are gay, nonbinary, and about to get beaten up.

Real mfers know a guy with a dad bod is way better than some dehydrated body builder

"Beefy" doesn't just mean muscle, it means MEAT, put some food in this guy, get some meat on his fucking bones, I wanna sink into his tits like a foam mattress

albums with songs that flow right into each other suck the dick meat right off the bone

boobs are like balls for your ribcage. but with less pee inside

hey trans fellas why settle for traditional bottom surgery when you can…hold on a sec

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

actually, being a little baked makes me better at pediatric open-heart surgery.

I had a minor revelation that a pretty insidious part of the internet diagnosis of “daddy issues” is that it pathologizes women for wanting men who have ‘fatherly’ qualities (being caring, having a good job, being potentially older and/or less conventionally attractive) by ascribing that to them wanting to fuck their dads instead of, you know, wanting guys who might be a good dad/partner or focusing more on personality than on looks. like oh you want a man who is EMPLOYED and TALL? clearly this is because you are a broken bitch. if you were normal you would date me, a man you would not want within a hundred yards of a child and who plays gta online for thirteen hours a day

sorry for being a hater. it will happen again