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that word is "The"

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

@pipewrench-scratch

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

Wojtek was deeply beloved and useful in battle. After the war, his unit gave the bear to the Edinburgh Zoo, where he was frequently visited and given treats by Polish veterans for the rest of his life.

The amount of detail in the background really makes this

Damn I didn’t even realize there where more memes on the hieroglyphs wall. This is an all new level of advanced memerie

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

This has made me laugh so hard-

A bisexual's dream

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

im a lesbian

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

bi culture is getting really flirty with everyone at parties

this cat is at peace

Two hundred and fifty years from now, someone will have this hanging up in their rich ass gallery collection and be like “Ah yes, an artist’s depiction of a lone runner in a field of sand with a foreboding mountain range in the distance” because nobody will remember the context and all of us dead millennial ghosts will be snickering in the afterlife.