Shadow's Gate

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

I am terribly curious of the pasting strategy on that last pic. The dedication of lasso-ing the orb out of the photo only to put it on top of the white square is admirable.

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

Which of them eats you?

Naturally you give the child the honour of her first kill, and both you and mother Sphinx play along as you fall over and let child ineffectually gnaw on your shin as you dramatically cry out about the indignity of you, an adventurer of 30 years, being bested at riddles by a child.

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE