Attempted Distraction

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

That bug isn't digging, it's playing a kazoo

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

World Heritage Post

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as