the bizarre little man

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

okay here's the random question of the day. what specific word or phrase in your vocabulary is a dead giveaway for the local or regional dialect from where you grew up? like for me it's saying "chonies" instead of underpants. that's just very southern san joaquin valley/maybe southern california in general, but like, VERY southern valley

God forbid women do anything

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[image description: screenshot of tags reading #i had a dream last night where dwayne the rock johnson got an abortion. end id]

Love video games with endings that make you feel like your brain’s gotten permanently rewired in some sort of way

this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

shoutout to the person who reblogged this and tagged a real life hockey player

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"

why is it a throbber

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

she throb on my site until i load