lanie/lane

heated rivalry + text [20 / ?] (src)

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parts 1-2

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

it frew up :'(

7/20/26 - wow. genetic.

WAHHH MY LOVE

baby ive been mulling over this ever since u sent it just in awe at the chaos of their house. like every weekly grocery shop ilya and shane are buying tampons/pads because cycles syncing up is actually a myth and every fucking week someone is on their period. then we’ve got their sports (I don’t think they all stick to hockey but I think they all do play at least one sport each) and we’ve got at least one daughter every morning yelling “Where’s my sports bra!” And then shane replies “it’s on the clothes line!” “Not that one! I want the lucky one!” And shane looks at ilya and ilya is like “she thinks that black Nike one that you stitched the underwire back into is lucky.” And shane struggles to keep track of which sports bras are the lucky ones and which ones aren’t but ilya is all over that. And then we’ve got hair, now shane, shane has become a Pro at braiding. He can do every braid in the book and has been practicing since the girls hair were long enough, now even some of the girls friends come over for Shane do to their hair as well. Ilya is the go to dad for fashion advice, one of the girls is a shane 2.0 and lives in athletic gear but otherwise he’s got daughters bursting into their bedroom before school starts like “papa does this look weird? Is it too much?” And ilya will always be honest but usually his children have his iconic ability to style themselves perfectly “no, is not too much, is very chic sweetheart.” And shane goes “yeah yeah very chic” because he wants to be helpful too but both Ilya and their daughter look at him like he’s an animal doing a cute trick and said daughter does a little pout and is like “awwww thank you daddy” and gives him a kiss on the cheek. anyways there’s so much to go into with this I could talk about it foreverrrr

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

Making wontons

My mom care's a little too much about hockey. Yeah, I see where you get it from.