Why? Do you want us to be friends?

especially if she is a woman

no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

My OCs have developed THEMES without ASKING ME

happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

sure your yuri is toxic but is it as toxic as house md season 2 episode 18 where a woman donates half of her liver to her dying girlfriend who she knows is planning to leave her so that she feels obligated to stay with her?

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once