Accidental Trash

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

pour one out for yahoo answers

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

The kink side of Tumblr would like a word

The age-old figure of the internet troll has been gradually rendered technologically obsolete by an online environment wherein individuals are algorithmically encouraged to troll themselves by interpreting anything they read in as bad faith as possible in order to get extremely mad.

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

CAT PARADE IS BACK

I just saw the duck for the first time :’) 

Oh god, watch it, please! This thins is like audio-visual antidepressants. it’s so innocent and joyful and uncomplicated, and just the right level of interesting to hold your attention and let you slip into a happy little place inside your brain. This video has stopped me from having panic attacks, I swear.

I ship it