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we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

my cats love to urgently paw at my bedroom door and scream like they’re locked out with a horror movie slasher and then I let them in and they just want to sit on the far corner of my bed and ignore me

love and beauty in the tags of this post. we are all humans and loving is all we can hope to do on this earth

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

gritty humpty dumpty movie produced by lionsgate

*slowed down version of Radioactive plays as we cut to wide shot of a giant battle with chalamet (fully cg egg) doing spin attacks against a dynasty warriors amount of dudes who look like they just walked off the ps2*