Lady of Bluestockings

“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

problem with tv shows today is i think a lot of them want to be movies. 90 minute episodes with full cgi and a plot so streamlined theres no time for filler is not a tv show to me. tv shows need a low budget so they can afford to send the characters on weird detours to flesh out the universe. its healthy. its good for the ecosystem. you need a show wiki writers and tv tropes cataloguers can sink their teeth into.

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

they got married btw

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)