The Lady is a Bast-ard

you kids wanna buy some drugs

Very important content.

captain america coming out of the ice like

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and gerrold’s

@aethersphere

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

As a player of Sea of Thieves I can attest that this is exactly how shit goes down.

And I'm ded.

It's funny because I know you, and it's true, but still those jokes are funny.

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

Chub

get a job

His job is radiator repair. Can't you see he's working?

Same.

Backpack life.

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

@bruvebanner

I need to reblog this!

Dude I was crying over dumb family drama and then THIS had me wheezing, thank you

📣 Un-mute to save a life 🤣😂

buttbaby

this works so well…please watch 

Well this is just fucking magic.

owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you