Can I just Say...

I hope when I say "please advise" in an email they know I sent it screaming in utter terror and confusion

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

GROND!

GROND GROND GROND!

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know