to haunt, to startle, and way-lay

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

the funniest thing about the potc films is that they accidentally crafted a character of truly shakespearean complexity in james norrington. unironically, he's one of the most compelling tragic heroes in film and his epic battle with the story he's in culminates in the absolutely perfect ending

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Me, when I see my mutuals favorite character: You are married to mY BEST FRIEND

(threatening)(to what im trying to draw) i will figure out your shapes

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything