A Good Stick Person

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

#when I first saw Azune's character art my only thought was 'that makes sense. Luis likes his characters to have beards'#now that I see him without it it's more along the lines of#'There is no way in hell this resting teen-face college grad-looking boy would get any respect as a guardsman sans facial hair'#look at him. he should be on a sports scholarship somewhere#he's an angst-ridden youth in an 80's action-fantasy film#he'd be carded at every bar and asked where his parents are every time he walked in the Brethren Hall#give him some damn stubble he won't survive without it (tags by see-arcane)

I feel like shipping Kataang fully prepared me for the Widobrave discourse™, as they are the "she acts like his mom!" blueprint. Unfortunately, the more people say this, the more I lean into it, because that's just the way my foul little mind works. I will write Aang and Caleb as having a mommy kink into my fics just to spite you. I will commission suggestive fan art. Sorry to say, but the only way you can stop me is by not engaging in antagonizing anyone anymore.