you're filled with... DETERMINATION

reblog if you would let gengar be your friend

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my whole life has been a lie

this post makes me so angry because i see 5 times a day and that’s not how anything works soap bonds to the damn oil and dirt molecules and then the water rinses it away how the hell would it make water molecules smaller that’s not how anything works

how much is car insurance

why is there a car insurance link on this post

im rotting its fine

Time to du du du du du Duel

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

i hate being looked at and brought into physical reality i just want to exist fleshlessly in my head

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life