Cats and other things, She/her, 30s

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

the funniest thing nate ford ever did was run up like twelve flights of stairs racing an elevator to press every floor button to stall sterling

the lioness does not concern herself with how the “pwhl expansion process” works

Oh my God I forgot about the Marketing one and it hit me just as hard as it did the first time I saw it. Literal laughter tears omg. 

Reddish orange and blue is such a peak color combo... red rocks over the colorado river... maple leaves over a cool cloudy sky... orange slices at the pool... fireplace on a snowy day... Koi fish pond... B-tier action movie poster... literally what can't she do?