being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

wanting and needing and yearning and longing and desiring and pining and craving btw. if u even care

Item: huge mechanical horse with wheels armed with a cannon that fires cans of beans; I dunno if you can load other things in or not. Not totally sure how it’s powered, it’s got aspects of a steam engine but also a fire-belching exhaust pipe typical of high-powered gas engines—maybe the beans are involved?

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry