let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

wanting and needing and yearning and longing and desiring and pining and craving btw. if u even care

Item: huge mechanical horse with wheels armed with a cannon that fires cans of beans; I dunno if you can load other things in or not. Not totally sure how it’s powered, it’s got aspects of a steam engine but also a fire-belching exhaust pipe typical of high-powered gas engines—maybe the beans are involved?

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality