Tom Foolery

it’s not stalking im your guardian angel

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

Bruce springsteen is like a mutual in law to me who i dont follow but all my mutuals follow so i always see them anyway

I’m glad all my friends are working class normies with next to no investment in culture I remember when Lou reed died I was seeing an art school guy and he would start randomly weeping during sex we would be in his dorm n pale blue eyes would come on and he would just sob on top of me it was awful like buy a basketball

You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

yes. reblog