summertime olivia

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

OFMD where everything’s the same but Ed says “our golden age of piracy is collapsing"

🦐🥹 <— useful for when something gives you shrimp emotions OR when you’re feeling emotional about shrimp

I love that Stede found "not paying" so fun because it's not done in a "this noob" way. You can imagine that, normally, Blackbeard would stand up and just walk away, because who would dare to stop him? But Ed ran away first like it was a game knowing that Stede would love it. I bet he got caught up in it when Stede started giggling. Stede brought the fun back to pirating for Ed

Like, the fact that Ed went from "I'm Blackbeard, I can't be seen treasure hunting!" to "we didn't pay hehehe!" makes me so happy

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you