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My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.
These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.
people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING
be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.
I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?

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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed
To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed
bugs bunny is not real
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
I am so completely smitten with both of them. They are so damn cute! In my mind, on the rare occasion that Pixel has to write something out or give an autograph, she would use exclusively rainbow glitter gel pens.
"I've only had [Hugo] for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
It is a crime that there isn't more Hugo fan art out there.
If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.

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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
Me:
For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…
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Post episode 64 fix-it fic. A little more angst with a sweet ending because there is no way Gideon Light-My-Husband's-Cigarette-Before-Untying-My-Comrades Coal and Kremy Carry-Me-Gid Lecroux are divorcing over this.
every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
One of the things that's been annoying more and more is modern media depictions of vikings where they basically dress in bland colored furs and leather and they look and act like Klingons.
Wish more movies and TV shows would have the gumption to use accurate costumes.
Also throughout all periods of history people wore colors!!! Even the puritans wore colors and only wore black on Sunday.
This seems like a good excuse to share these beautiful colors from the Viking Age (courtesy of the National Museum of Denmark):

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question for pagan/witchy people that do deity work, I could really use advice rn: are there any deities that would be good to reach out to regarding family conflict? doesn't have to be from any specific pantheon (usually ive worked with greek deities, but ive been branching out into celtic and norse pantheons as well) i just really need guidance and strength right now, i'd appreciate any recommendations <3
Once Karlach is able to touch people, I feel like you should be able to physically engage with her in some way even if you aren't romancing her to kiss her. You're telling me that I can't ask my best girl for a little hug, highfive or fist bump just because we aren't dating? Larian, she'd be thrilled and you know it!