to its ports i've been

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

had a dream that I was arguing with someone who insisted that kissing could be platonic but ONLY within a very specific mathematical range of angles and percentages of lip contact. like a level of granularity you'd need a protractor to figure out. this wasn't about personal comfort, it was a universal law. and I was getting really mad and eventually yelled "TONGUE can be platonic!!" and now I understand how ancient philosophers felt when they had revelations of truth revealed to them in a dream

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"