we are the perverts, mister

give that male love interest long hair and make him fatter or so help me god

used to be jump scares on youtube videos was the sudden demon or the screaming woman. now jump scares in videos is the nordvpn or the betterhelp. really makes you think. really makes you consider. really makes you believe. really makes you investigate. really makes you bifurcate. really makes you spiralize. really makes you shiver and dance. it makes you shed your skin. it makes you engage in futile acts. it really makes you partition the hard drive. it makes you cut apart the hard drive. making you dissect the hard drive. making you reconstitute the hard drive. making you fill the hard drive with a glue-like substance. making you fill the hard drive with a glue-like substance that is derived from beans. i am making you fill the hard drive with a glue-like substance that is derived from beans.

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

Sorry I only fuck nerds, weirdos and perverts.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

one of our clients is an animal rehab that works with a specific type of animal and I had to go assign licenses to a bunch of users today and you will never guess what most of them had as their employee profile pictures.

"All of the employees at the condor rehab have once again set their passwords as 'condor' plus their birthdate, I think it's time for another security training."

Providing support for wild animal vets fucking rules, btw.

were their passwords automatically set to that at first, and nobody changed their password? or did they all indeoendently decide "ah, my favourite animal plus my birthdate, a perfect secret that only i know!"

No, they have a password manager so we recommend using it to generate a random password, which is what they all start with. But we also allow them to reset those passwords because they have to use them for device logins and apparently all bird scientists, vets, and volunteers know is observation schedule, write journal article, and condor.

In the interest of maintaining karmic balance, as the Catholics go into lent, I will be hitting full throttle on the hedonism. Gonna incorporate new and exciting vices for the next 40 days.