Roark with Auto Captions

Baste me in mountain spring water until I blow up like a blimp.

Baste me in cavewater until my body turns inside out.

Baste me in mud until I blow up.

It doesn’t matter. It’s not fucking happening.

When youve mined and caved and splunked for as long as I have you get used to the darkness. Haa. Haah.

I"M on tthe riun from, a lot of peopel. I'm im a Steeneebucks typing thiss from my Hypnokia 9000 every 260 characters costss me 200¥. It's like they say/ Sometimes the ores are prosperous , but the mines ar off-limits. And you can't mine there. Oh you really chupped up rthis time Roark

Yes I mine. OK?

People who eat fruit understand why I mime. It’s all about the seed..

Now, this is cool trick. Try it at home: water rocks is mud ?!

Ok. Playing minecraft. Pretty cool.

Oreburgh. Where the mines are vast and no one can hear your screams

Shaking a bag full of broken rocks to trick CRANIDOS into thinking it’s his food.