Apocalypse 6:5

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

can i politely murder you

several types of dysfunctional genius in naruto but my favorite is probably kakashi who is a devastatingly beautiful young professional with international clout and a horrifying tragic past who derives the most joy out of getting drunk with his best friend and having a beyblade fight on ninja mt rushmore. because hes depressed

ミ゛ﾏﾝタ

it’s ジュンタ in doctor handwriting

somewhere someone is thinking about you somewhere someone is calling you an angel

Oh thank god someone finally did this