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The head kisses Korvo does...đĽşđĽş... if you even care

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"Decolonize Everything"
âWhen the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned, and the last fish caught⌠then you will realize money cannot be eaten.â
Anti-colonial graffiti seen in Pensacola, Florida
"Canada, the most affluent of countries, operates on a depletion economy which leaves destruction in its wake. Your people are driven by a terrible sense of deficiency. When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you canât eat money."
-Alanis Obomsawin, Abenaki, 1972
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning đ alhamdulillah
You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/ implement how screwed are you in terms of cooking?
https://wheelofnames.com/ry4-3s4
The wheel is completed but if you the mod want to change it at all feel free and I couldn't figure out how to get the link to work properly even un-anoned.
Thanks, have a nice day and drink some water
You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/implement!
how screwed are you in terms of cooking?
I'm not screwed at all surprisingly!
I'm fine because I never use this
It'll be annoying but I'm fine
I'M SO SCREWED. SO SCREWED.
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one struggle
some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
i will never get over this one iâm afraid
oh my god
This fic has taken over my mind I can't stop thinking abt it...
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Itâs interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole âyou need a doctorâs note to excuse your absence of even one dayâ combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like âyouâre still contagious even after the fever goes awayâ, and the overwhelming message of âif you donât struggle through it, youâre a failure!â
On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. Iâve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.
Hereâs a fun story:
The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my townâs was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didnât just âpostponeâ a surgery at one pointâ when I was fifteenâ to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.
So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said âyup, youâve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.â
So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, âno, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.â So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.
A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like⌠a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.
So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. âAh, well perhaps they didnât know,â you may very well say. âMaybe his parents didnât notice!â No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.
The kidâs parentsâŚâŚ.. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didnât want to risk hurting his precious âperfect attendanceâ record. They figured that since he wasnât, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.
Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he âcouldnât afford to missâ. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.
This entire attitude needs to die. Itâs dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because theyâre afraid of flunking out.
And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! Itâs 2019 and weâre flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like âactually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless americaâ
Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctorâs note.
this is what those in literary academia call âforeshadowingâ
(note the dates)
this post aged like an ice cube in an oven
worst part is! ITâS STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!
Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus
If only we as a society learned from our mistakes
Do you guys like Holes or am I old
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transitioning out of teaching english to the much more lucrative and fulfilling career of robbing stagecoaches in the desert and leaving perfect lipstick prints on my victims
when they say theyâre soulmates but they didnât survive ~a week in the desert with no food or water together
when they say theyâre soulmates but their fates arenât cosmically intertwined because of the actions of their ancestors
when they say theyâre soulmates but one has never carried the other up a mountain
when they say theyâre soulmates but they didnât learn two halves of the same lullaby as children without ever knowing
when they say theyâre soulmates but they donât have any parallels to the deepest, most beautifully doomed relationship in all of cinema
when they say theyâre soulmates but one didnât teach the other to read
when they say theyâre soulmates but one didnât try and steal a water truck to save the other
when they say theyâre soulmates but one didnât only ever talk to the other and nobody else
when they say theyâre soulmates but when someone said that nobody cared about Hector Zeroni the other didnât said he did
when they say theyâre soulmates but one never watched a flower petal on the others face while he slept
when they say theyâre soulmates but one never tried to strangle someone for him, or prepared to throw a pool ball at another persons head for him
when they say theyâre soulmates but theyâll never be Stanley Yelnats and Hector Zeroni

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The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.
I always preferred the Holes movie ending to the book ending tbh. Cause the book ending always felt bittersweet to be (the smaller payout, X-Ray not addressing Stanley, the other D-Tent guys don't reunite) as opposed to the movie ending where it's "Yipeeee we're rich af and we're all besties and we're having a pool party!!!"
My only nitpicks is that I wish they kept Hector's mom reciting the Zeroni family version of the If Only poem and Twitch not being there.