(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

There is no fandom worse than the Harry Potter fandom.

ohhh youre a gay guy w a black & red tumblr theme who is into puppymen and vampires and hannibal lecter? yeah baby trust me theres really no one else like you

dogshit takes like this are why nobody wants young people on the internet anymore

struck a nerve with a hannibal fan

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah