Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

who is she

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

Not sure got to feel when the hobby book says this should only take an hour but it took me 5 hours.

australian mutuals what are they saying

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him