me sexting: if that is amenable to you

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline