one must imagine sisyphus happy

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

not only is picking your skin fun as fuck but it also gives you cool new textures and #open wounds you can pick at forever!

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess